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She had gone to the shop to buy some noise. She wanted disco dancing, pounding feet, screams. But then she saw the bottle of green cool silence on special offer.

My response:

She never could resist a BOGOF, no matter how useless. Once home, she opened both bottles.

Remember maths at school? Two negatives make a plus. What ensued was a riot.