Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

Your Messages - Theme for Day 22


He said I was an egg. That meant naivety, a lack of development, but also strength. I said he was a turnip. He said, I don’t want to play anymore.


My response (not submitted as I was away for the weekend):

What's it to be - animal, vegetable or mineral? Or all three perhaps - the strengths of each combined without any weaknesses. Such is the alchemy dreamed of by misguided genetic engineers.